Sunday, 20 July 2014

SOME JOKES By George Sánchez

Hi friends!
I´m George from class 5B.
When I'm older I want to be a humorist because I like making people laugh. Here you have some jokes for you to enjoy.

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and point to North  America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
 

- Daddy, daddy, What is the echo?
- It's the only one who dares to reply your mother.
 

- Daddy, Daddy. The Martians are friends or enemies?
- Why do you ask me, son?
Because a spaceship came and took grandmother.
- Ah, then they are friends.

- Tell me: What is worse, ignorance or indifference?
- I don't know and I don't care.
 
- And then ... how many times have you been to London?
- Three or four? And you?
- Well,  One or none.
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- Teacher: What is the shortest month?
- Tom: May. It has only three letters!
 

- Chris: I was born in Spain.
- Ann: Really? Which part?        
- Chris: All of me!



3 comments:

  1. Hi Mary i'm Spencer from class 4A.
    I like this jokes.
    Goodbye.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Hi Mary.
    I´m george from class 5B
    I like my jokes.
    Bye, bye

    ReplyDelete
  3. Hello I'm Hughes From class 5B.
    I like this jokes is very nice and effort.
    Bye,bye.

    ReplyDelete

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