SOME JOKES By George Sánchez

Hi friends!

I´m George from class 5B.

When I'm older I want to be a humorist because I like making people laugh. Here you have some jokes for you to enjoy.

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and point to North  America.

Maria: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

Class: Maria.

 

- Daddy, daddy, What is the echo?

- It's the only one who dares to reply your mother.

 

- Daddy, Daddy. The Martians are friends or enemies?

- Why do you ask me, son?

- Because a spaceship came and took grandmother.

- Ah, then they are friends.

- Tell me: What is worse, ignorance or indifference?

- I don't know and I don't care.

 

- And then ... how many times have you been to London?
- Three or four? And you?

- Well,  One or none.

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- Teacher: What is the shortest month?

- Tom: May. It has only three letters!

 

- Chris: I was born in Spain.

- Ann: Really? Which part?        

- Chris: All of me!