Hi friends!
I´m George from class 5B.
When I'm older I want to be a humorist because I like
making people laugh. Here you have some jokes for you to enjoy.
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and point to North America.
Maria:
Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class:
Maria.
- Daddy, daddy, What is the echo?
- It's the only one who dares to reply your
mother.
- Daddy, Daddy. The Martians are friends or enemies?
- Why do you ask me, son?
- Because a spaceship came and took grandmother.
- Ah, then
they are friends.
- Tell me: What is worse, ignorance or indifference?
- I don't know and I don't care.
- And then ... how many times have you been to London?- Three or four? And you?
- Well, One or none.
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- Teacher: What is the shortest month?
- Tom:
May. It has only three letters!
- Chris: I was born in Spain.
- Ann:
Really? Which part?
- Chris:
All of me!
Hi Mary i'm Spencer from class 4A.
ReplyDeleteI like this jokes.
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Hi Mary.
ReplyDeleteI´m george from class 5B
I like my jokes.
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Hello I'm Hughes From class 5B.
ReplyDeleteI like this jokes is very nice and effort.
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